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|               Cute & Curious Quotes and Imponderables              |
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| o  "Why is there a 'permanent press' setting on my iron?"          |
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| o  "After all is said and done, more is said than done."           |
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| o  "If you see an onion ring, should you answer it?"               |
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| o  "Doing nothing makes you tired, because you can't take a break!"|
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| o  "Dyslexics of the world -- Untie!"                              |
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| o   "Guru to deli man: 'Make me one with everything.'"             |
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| o   "I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!"                   |
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| o   "Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?"                      |
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| o   "A good hot dog - feeds the hand that bites it."               |
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