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Announcements that actually appeared in various church bulletins.
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1.   Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
 
2.   Thursday night-Potluck supper.  Prayer and medication to follow.
 
3.   Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
     community.
 
4.   For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have
     a nursery downstairs.
 
5.   The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of
     David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
 
6.   This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South North ends of
     the church.  Children will be baptized at both ends.
 
7.   Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social.  All ladies
     giving milk will please come early.
 
8.   Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet.  Mrs. Johnson will sing
     "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
 
9.   Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
     Club.  All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers will meet with the
     Pastor in his study.
 
10.  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
     and lay an egg on the altar.
 
11.  The service will close with "Little Drops of Water."  One of the
     ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join
     in.
 
12.  Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost
     of the new carpet.  All those wishing to do something on the new
     carpet will come forward and do so.
 
13.  The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. 
     They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
 
14.  A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. 
     Music will follow.
 
15.  At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
     Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice.